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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire."

"Maths Question (Muslim version) Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?"

"Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x."

"Ok, I'm finally off dairy. Next is sugar, then heroin."

"I'm special. My school told me so."

"This mallard waddled into a bar... Should've ducked."

"I've come to realize that if a Facebook profile picture has two people in it, It always belongs to the uglier one."

"I got arrested for having sex in a park. Luckily, I know some guys so I only got away with necrophilia."

"What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 10 years."

"Do chemistry jokes do well here? I'm not sure if I'll get a reaction."