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Joke of the Day
"Where is everybody? Everybody? I don't know. All over the planet I guess."
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"What do internet pirates have on their legs? j.pegs"
"Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I'd like to go home from the baa and ram ewe."
"Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil? The pencil is better. It has a point."
"I'm not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Taco Bell employee isn't looking, I can turn water into Sprite."
"Michael J Fox SMH"
"If Mature woman who likes young men is a Cougar. What is a Mature man who likes young women? An Inmate"
"Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough."
"I remember how the folks on food stamps cost our country trillions by selling bets on bad mortgages to suckers. Glad they're being punished!"
"Yo mama so fat... She takes up more mass than her thin friend."