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Joke of the Day
"I see your 'swagger' and raise you my full-time job. Yeah."
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"A Bostonian is walking down the street when... A pirate jumps out in front of him and screams ""Arrr!!!"" To which the Bostonian screams back ""Ahhhhhh!"""