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Joke of the Day

"Hey everyone look I'm really sorry because I know we JUST buried the casket but I'm 75% sure my wallet fell in there and I was wondering if"

"A cannibal showed up late to the luncheon His friends gave him the cold shoulder."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."

"How to spot the toughest guy in jail? He still has some whistle left in his fart."

"Christiano Ronaldo races with himself. Who won? No one. They both came second."

"I think horoscopes are absolute tosh. But you know me, typical Virgo."

"What kind of degrees do slaves get in college? Their Master's."

"Quick question... How much of this ""No More Tears"" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?"

"Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases it is damned near impossible."

"We all make mistakes... especially your parents!"