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Joke of the Day

"What kind of degrees do slaves get in college? Their Master's."

"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? (No- what?) Want to get lunch sometime?"

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed, Does that make you an iWitness?"

"What is meant by 'a pull factor'? A big red sports car."

"What do you call it when one musician abuses another? An act of violins."

"What do you call a food that turns black people on? An *afro*-disiac."

"Guy in orchestra was charged with manslaughter Police state that he had a history of reckless violins."

"My eyesight is so bad that, after I took my contacts out last night, I chatted to my cat for 5 mins before I realised it was my handbag."

"I remember that one time, before Twitter, when I went outside and did shit."

"In-laws are like hemorrhoids... .... When they come down and go back up it's ok, but when they stay down that's when it's a pain in the ass..."