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Joke of the Day
"I think horoscopes are absolute tosh. But you know me, typical Virgo."
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"What's a pirates favorite type of thread? Yaaaaarn."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunjee cord? My ass!"
"What did the court jester call the balding crown prince? The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent."
"I saw a sign today that said ""tailor-made sandwiches"" What the hell does a tailor know about making sandwiches?"
"Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the ""Turnip for what"" She was the First Lady"
"Whats my knee's favourite channel? Dis-knee channel."
"Why don't Asians like bowling Because it's bowring I'm sorry"
"What is the nastiest bun of them all A *cinna*bun"
"I once asked my mom about the time I was conceived... ...she replied:"" Son, you were simply a blowjob gone awry."""