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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."

"Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck."

"John only wants to fuck virgins. He's such a cherry dicker"

"A colorblind person logged onto Facebook the day SCOTUS legalized gay marriage... ""Hey everyone, why are you all advertising for '50 Shades of Grey'?"""

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"The show Hoarders is like a snooze button for cleaning your house, ""My place isn't that bad, I can go another week"""

"Driving with me is like being trapped in a tiny karaoke bar that doesn't serve booze and the worst singer won't get off the stage."

"Don't do anything rash - inept doctor trying to keep a skin eruption from spreading"

"It's not that I don't like drinking, it's just I find that my aim when throwing bottles in your face is allot more accurate when I'm sober."

"What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him"