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Joke of the Day
"How to spot the toughest guy in jail? He still has some whistle left in his fart."
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"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with her six male friends? She came home with a red snapper!"
"As it turns out, ""harder"" is a horrible safe word."
"Why are there no cats on mars? Curiosity."
"How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn? 'Allo-cate"
"My wife's name is Elle but I call her ""L"" for short, because I don't have all day."
"Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, ""Is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The other one looks at him and replies, ""HOLY SHIT, A TAKING MUFFIN!!"""
"*pays $20 for deluxe car wash* *hits roughly 3,287,998 bugs during 2 mile drive home*"
"What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes? Rick Grimes has two I's...."