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Joke of the Day
"How to spot the toughest guy in jail? He still has some whistle left in his fart."
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"You shouldn't commit any crimes after you marry someone. Why? Because you have a mother in law."
"My 8yo's looking for a summer job. He's a pretty decent bartender if anyone's hiring."
"""Who ate all the crackers?!"" - racist cannibal."
"Sex with a girl is like going to Six Flags I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."
"Why was the tomato blushing? ...because he saw the salad dressing"
"Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron"
"My Dad is a real family man. He has three of them"
"Anyone that tells you beer isn't a solution clearly didn't pay attention in science class."
"My dad always told me... Always B sharp and B natural, but never B flat. Safe to say, I'm a terrible musician. Thanks a lot, dad."