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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people don't watch where I'm going when I'm walking and texting."

"What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle? A trike"

"I only know bad chemistry jokes Cause all the good ones Argon"

"Just think if the kids that made Frosty the Snowman brought two carrots that day."

"What did the wheat say to the man with the scythe? ""I yield!"""

"So my daughters friend came over the other day and they played house together Now I have $50k in medical bills and she thinks she has Lupus."

"Marijuana was a big problem in Auschwitz. Jews would go there just to get baked."

"I'm not saying it's been a while, but, the last time a girl got down on her knees for me, she showed me how to tie my shoelaces."

"A load of geese caused a massive pile up on my way to work, What a bunch of flocking idiots."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"