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Joke of the Day

"What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle? A trike"

"*takes a sip* this wine has a full body, hint of honey, and a rich pallet. ""sir that's windex."" yes, yes, ill take a bottle."

"There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator Only a fraction of people will get this."

"Why the big pause................................? Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard."

"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"

"I'm dyslexic, atheist and an insomniac... I stay up all night wondering if there *really* is a Dog."

"Why does the US name Arkansas Arkansas Because Its Arkansas not YourKansas"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away for North Korea's long range missiles."

"The Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and be awarded eternal life"" John came fifth and was awarded a toaster"

"I once met a detective who would copy drawings of penises in his spare time. I think his name was Dick Tracey"