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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
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"Which one of these is a deadly virus? A. Bola B. Bola C. Bola D. Bola E. Bola"
"TIFU by accidentally playing music off of my neighbors speakers. Whoops, wrong sub."
"why does everyone scream when they see you? because your ugly!"
"What did the racist ghost say? Wight Power!"
"*looks up from phone* ""Kids!! we're leaving the playground in 22 percent."""
"I chose not to act when a bunch of pinnipeds gatecrashed my outdoor party. I sealed my own fete."
"Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks? The riverbank."
"I wonder who ate the first egg. Like who said, ""I'm a eat the white ball that chicken just shit out."""
"A cop pulls an illegal immigrant over near the US-Mexico border and asks ""Papers?"" The immigrant responds ""Scissors"" and drives away"