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Joke of the Day

"I only know bad chemistry jokes Cause all the good ones Argon"

"A customer asked me for a good reliable printer..."

"Why did a physician go to prison? His medical license was doctored."

"How much does wood cost? About tree fiddy."

"Sunday is a great day to curl up with a good book and completely ignore it because, ya know, the Internet."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."

"It was a good decision to remove all the mirrors from my car I haven't looked back since."

"What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store."

"How do you sink the unsinkable? Zat is a qvestion for a philosopher, not a comedian!"

"""Hmm, how can I look at her boobs but not look at her boobs?"" - Guy who invented sunglasses."