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Joke of the Day
"What did the wheat say to the man with the scythe? ""I yield!"""
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"What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry? His shirts get all winkly."
"deer diary: day 67 at hugwerts skool uv wezirdry nd none uv teh studints hav noticd dat my wahnd is an slim jim."
"i don't do crossfit, i cross ""fit"" off my list of goals. way easier."
"Running and Cars He who runs in front of car gets tired. He who runs behind car gets exhausted."
"And then I realized, it's not that I love documentaries. I just love establishing shots of courthouses."
"Shoutout to... Shoutout to my grandpa because that's the only way he can hear"
"I want to start my own distillery, but i'm a bit hesitant.... it's a whisky business."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew."