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Joke of the Day

"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."

"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery*"

"I heard your sister built a brothel. With the bricks your mother got from prostitution."

"I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in"

"Guy brings a giraffe into a bar... The giraffe passes out on the floor and the bartender says ""hey, you cant leave that lyin there."" The guy says ""it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."""

"A scientist and a hooker walk into a bar... But find that they can't open the door due to an over-saturation of priests, rabbis, lawyers, and Irishmen inside."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an Oscar? He was out standing in his field."

"The Japanese flag is actually just a pie chart.. ..about how many of them are scared of Godzilla."

"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but... I know I wouldn't get a reac- ***JOKE RETRACTED BY THE FINE BROS***"

"[puts hand on wife's stomach as baby kicks] Come out here & try that."