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Joke of the Day
"The Japanese flag is actually just a pie chart.. ..about how many of them are scared of Godzilla."
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"The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew"
"Got carded for a box of Nicorette. I guess they don't want you to quit using tobacco until you're over 18."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. "
"There's 3 kinds of people in this world people who can count, and people who can't count"
"Bill Cosby awarded another honorary degree from Boston University, this time is was Anesthesiology."
"If you hold the iPad up to your ear you can hear the ocean but only for a little while and only if you're standing right next to the ocean."
"Geology rocks but making holes in rocks is boring."
"""This won't end well, mark my words. Mark, my words. MARK. MY WORDS! I NEED MY WORDS, MARK!!!"" *Mark sweatily fumbles with the script*"
"You send yourself a message through time. ""Invest in google"" it says. You don't have money in the past either. Nothing Changes"