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Joke of the Day

"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but... I know I wouldn't get a reac- ***JOKE RETRACTED BY THE FINE BROS***"

"I thought the author of Harry Potter was a guy. J.K."

"I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen. Until I realised it was a field of carrots."

"ME: let me be frank DAD: [eyes widen] ME: and if you say hi Frank I'm dad, I'm gonna be real pissed DAD: fair enough GonnaBeRealPissed"

"My uncle Died after having a stroke... right as he came he had a heart attack."

"Just saw a bumper sticker that completely changed my belief systems."

"A bird in the hand is worth two... Years in prison if you get caught doing it in public."

"How can you tell if you at the gay BBQ?!? Its when all the Hot Dogs smell like shit!!!"

"I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion. It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk. Finally, a relevant dad joke."

"How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb? **None**. They operate in the **dark**."