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Joke of the Day

"[puts hand on wife's stomach as baby kicks] Come out here & try that."

"What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."

"Yes, I'm a professor. I teach intercourse 101 and my wife is the only student. She's getting a D"

"Why do some people dislike twitch chat? It's just not their Kappa tea"

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin"

"A man walks into a bar... OUCH"

"Dear Kanye West, Take the diaper off your daughter and put it around your face. A lot of crap has been coming from it lately"

"Do you know how the store Menards got its name? A pirate was kicked in the nuts and he went, ""Arr! Me-nards!"""

"What do you call someone with no arms or legs? Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY"

"elevator operator my career as an elevator operator was very up and down."