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Joke of the Day
"I heard your sister built a brothel. With the bricks your mother got from prostitution."
Next Joke
"After the title ""The Fate of the Furious"", I just need next 2 movies to be titled Fast *nein* : The Fast and the *Furher*ious Fast10 : your seatbelt"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? FUCK, MY CHICKEN'S IN THE ROAD? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?! JESUS CHRIST, HE COULD GET RAN THE FUCK OVER! YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!!"
"My girlfriend just texted me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative Anybody know what ternative means?"
"What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it."
"Difference Between a Midget and STD? Ones a clever runt...the other is a running cunt"
"I lost 40 Pounds in 4 months!! I didn't realize the British stock market was so volatile."
"Say ""beer can"" in a British accent. You just said ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent."
"What is Adam's brother called? Subtractem"
"What's a camel's favourite song? Bat Out of Camell"