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Joke of the Day

"All about a Girl and you...! If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"

"Needed some help with romance, so I took the book ""How to Hug"" out of the library. Turns out it was volume 6 of an old encyclopedia."

"Someone with a girl friend should write this in their Valentines Day card I was going to buy you a car, but I knew you'd be disappointed if I didn't give you the D."

"Sorry about your lost dog. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it."

"If April Showers bring May Flowers, What do May Flowers bring? Histamines"

"Wait a second ... Water parks have restrooms ... For what?!"

"i'm undressing you with my ey... oh god, no no no i'm redressing you."

"Why did Helen Kellers kid commit suicide You would also if your name was Hughhhawahfluh Keller"

"Why do American's take letters out of words? Because they're lazy, and they hate U."

"I had a dream I was sitting in a motel room in Hell, so I turned on the television and started flipping through the channels. All the shows were closed-captioned for the visually impaired."