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Joke of the Day

"Wait a second ... Water parks have restrooms ... For what?!"

"3 am phone call, ""Hey, are you asleep?"" Nope, Im skydiving."

"My New Years resolution. Always HD 1080p I don't know why everyone keeps asking."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"Heard of a joke that made people hate me. It's called the game."

"There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises."

"I see your eight-year-old joke and raise you my nine-year-old joke. Why didn't the bullet have a job? It got fired."

"What did the gay deer say while walking out of a bar? I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there!"

"How attractive are skeletons? They're drop dead gorgeous!"

"Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder."