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Joke of the Day
"i'm undressing you with my ey... oh god, no no no i'm redressing you."
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"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies"
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"You hear the one about the gay judges? Yeah, they tried each other."
"Someone should create a Trump parody Twitter account... That only retweets all the stuff he actually posts"
"What do you call an army tow-truck? Camotow"
"They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes she can slice bread with it."
"What's the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
"I used to wonder... ...why golf tournaments aren't called Stroke-Offs Then I turned 12."
"Interviewer: Please take off your sunglasses.. Me: Nah, I'm afraid you'll see how high I am"