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Joke of the Day

"Needed some help with romance, so I took the book ""How to Hug"" out of the library. Turns out it was volume 6 of an old encyclopedia."

"You know what they say about blind prostitutes... You really gotta hand it to them."

"my parents met on reddit im the joke"

"What do you call a drunk muslim woman? Stoned."

"If you're having second thoughts... You're two ahead of most people."

"Don't make fun of a retarded dwarf it's not big and it's not clever"

"A redhead tells her blonde sister ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde says ""OMG! you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"MAGICIAN: think of a card! ME: ok. MAGICIAN: is... this ur card? [holds up card that says ""UGH I HATE MAGIC SHOWS THIS IS CRAP""] ME: holy crap"

"Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married & live together so I'd have to see them every day."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same Once you heard juan...you've them jamal...sorry i had to"