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Joke of the Day
"If April Showers bring May Flowers, What do May Flowers bring? Histamines"
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"Why are Subway cooks called ""Sandwich Artists""? Even art majors deserve recognition"
"Some bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."
"What do you call the largest angle? A Kurt Angle."
"What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? Tareable"
"Says the emo-candle ... Says the emo-candle to the other emo-candle: Wanna go out with me?"
"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours."
"I saw this post by a pizza boy. OP delivers."
"What's the worst present you could give a black person? Cotton Scented Hand Lotion"
"[phone w/ fiance] Hey, I can still pick whatever suit I like for the wedding right? ""As long as its black, why?"" *wearing batsuit* No reason"