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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a turlte that flies? a shellocopter. damn homies"
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"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one... He's never gonna give you Up"
"British woman suing McDonalds after finding a cigarette in her ONE year old's Happy Meal.As if ciggie wasn't the healthiest thing in the bag"
"How do you call a lesbian dinosaur Lickalotopus"
"Dear Americans: It's called snow. It's cold and wet, but can't hurt you from inside the house. It has no opposable thumbs. #AskCanada"
"The hipster aesthetic is the best thing to ever happen to ugly people."
"What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker? U mad scientist?"
"Hashtag. A game you play in the quad of any state college..."
"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton's been picked."
"ANY voicemail left by the elderly starts off with 2 minutes of ""HELLO? HELLO?"" and ends with them trying to dial another number."