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Joke of the Day
"Surprise a beautiful person today by disagreeing with them."
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"I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."
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"What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow."""
"What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair? Time to buy a new chair."
"I used to hate mushrooms But then they grew on me"
"The ancient Egyptians loved cat videos."
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"Sometimes, to impress girls, I use big words that I don't fully understand... ...in an effort to sound more photosynthesis."