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Joke of the Day
"What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow."""
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"What's the best part about having sex with twenty-one year old's? There's twenty of them."
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"*jesus turns water to wine* me: you can't just insert goods into an economy you'll cause deflation Jesus: my child- me: NO! it's bullshit!"
"True story I was listing all the TV shows I like to a friend. When I got to ""Psych"", he thought I was just kidding about all the previous shows."
"If you ask me to review a restaurant, I have two answers. ""The hamburgers are good."" And, ""They don't have hamburgers."""