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Joke of the Day
"The ancient Egyptians loved cat videos."
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"What did the doctor call his new metal band? Inflamed"
"Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops."
"Neil deGrasse Tyson walks into a bar. Everyone leaves. ""EVERYONE?"" he chuckles to himself. ""7.4 billion humans couldn't fit in this space."""
"What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones? Fruity pebbles"
"What is Jojo's Favorite Pokemon Game? Pokemon ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS"
"ME: Lord, what have I done to deserve this GOD: *unfurls a scroll that keeps going for miles* Well"
"""What's your name?"" ""Dave Fucking Smith"" ""Do you have Tourette's, Dave?"" ""No, but the vicar at my christening did."""
"*NSFW-ish* Two nuns Two nun's are crossing the road when a vampire jumps out. Nun 1 turns to Nun 2 and says ""Quick, show him your cross"" Nun 2 turns to the Vampire and says ""Oi, Fuck off!"""
"What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You meet new people every day."