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Joke of the Day

"The cheetah is the fastest land mammal right after a politician backpedaling about an opinion he didn't want the public to know about"

"What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation? HAmAr + SiCl"

"Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay"

"Whenever my mate Dave starts stuttering, I always try and lighten the mood. By pretending to scratch invisible turntables."

"[first date at a chinese restaurant] ""So are you more of a dog or a cat person?"" *reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you"

"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot? Because one more would be ""two-fahrty"""

"Well Aaron Hernandez used to be a ""tight-end""... Now he's a wide receiver"

"When my wife left, I was sad and lonely So I got a dog, a new motorbike, shagged 2 women and blew a grand on drugs and alcohol. She's going to go fucking nuts when she gets back from work."

"The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth."

"Butte Creek beer slogan! It dont taste shitty!"