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Joke of the Day
"I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."
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"Why did the bicycle fall over? it was too tired!"
"What happens when two smurfs are in love? They smuck"
"If a turkey got murdered, the chalk outline would look like a giant preschooler's hand."
"Have you heard of the film constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"What do you call a gay wildcat? A dandelion"
"Why do Americans hate sunlight? Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow."
"friend: here he comes. dont set him off again. me: ok me&friend: hey JADEN SMITH: What If We Are the Hay, And The World Is Harvesting Us?"
"It's that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it's me trying to do my taxes."
"The governers mansion in Alabama caught on fire today It burned down yhe whole trailer park."