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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism? a fungimentalist"
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"My Animal Science dissertation ""Are Hippos Just Girl Rhinoceroses?"" met with a healthy dose of scientific skepticism WHICH I WELCOME."
"Online dating rule: If we meet up offline, and you look nothing like your pictures, then you're buying me drinks until you do."
"Exposed Ashley Madison users feel hurt & betrayed, unsure if they can ever trust again."
"I may have Alzheimer's... ... but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"
"Dad joke Daughter: Dad, do you know what a Dad joke is? Me: Of course honey, its what comes out of a dad egg."
"pooping on a party is still the number one way to poop a party."
"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but at least we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""
"What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular"
"What car do rich black people drive? A Countach"