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Joke of the Day
"What did the homeless rapper say to the passerby? Hey man, can you spare 50 cents?"
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"What do you call a disabled kid in a hot car A vegetable"
"Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, ""Fuck that knowing my luck, I'd win one!"""
"I went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."
"""how was self-deprecating rap battle?"" I don't want to talk about it ""come on what happened?"" they saw my porsche ""oh ouch"""
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... completely naked, but wrapped in plastic wrap. The psychiatrist looks him and down and says...I can clearly see your nuts."
"""I'm a big fan of 50 cent. Or as he's known in Zimbabwe: four hundred million dollars."""
"""What an ugly baby,"" I said, much more audibly than intended."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake. as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake."
"Life is Like a Buffet- Sure, there are some good ones, but most are sad and crappy, and eventually, they kick you out."