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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a disabled kid in a hot car A vegetable"
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"Why couldn't the incontinent man print his documents? He couldn't Ctrl+P"
"What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill? ""Ouch! I Hermione!"""
"Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs? Watts the difference!"
"According to my google history, I spent most of last night trying to buy a llama."
"It's International Holocaust Remembrance Day And Fugghedaboutit Day in Germany."
"If you watch the Mighty Ducks backwards it's about a hockey team that starts sucking so bad that the coach leaves and becomes an alcoholic."
"Denied candy because I ""didn't wear red"". Kicked out of the office because I ""didn't wear pants"". I'm tired of these Valentine's Day rules."
"Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll"
"I asked the barman why he wouldn't serve me. All he kept saying was, ""Too drunk."" He should really stop drinking on the job."