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Joke of the Day

"Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, ""Fuck that knowing my luck, I'd win one!"""

"What is a fedora enthusiast's favorite cookie? M'lano"

"""Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."" In which case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit."

"How do you tell if a woman is a feminist? She'll tell you within five minutes."

"ADHD is ADD in high definition."

"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No he just grazed them!"

"I used to be a plastic surgeon. That raised a few eyebrows..."

"You can call John Lennon a genius all you want, but the simple fact is he married Yoko Ono. Thats a big strike against the genius part."

"Babies are like new tattoos They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore."

"How can you make a small fortune? start with a big one"