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Joke of the Day

"I went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."

"Why did Batman climb the tree? He was looking for Robin's nest."

"(Physics) What's a physicists favourite graph? A Van De Graaff."

"If you're feeling down, park in a handicap space and soon a bunch of strangers will tell you that there's nothing wrong with you!"

"BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East. ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7"

"This subreddit"

"What do you call a terrible pun? A puntastropie."

"In 218 BC Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants. He got a mountain range that never forgets."

"I met a girl who said she liked Imagine Dragons. I asked her if she could Imagine Dragon these nuts across her chin."

"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you trick a bunch of Internet nerds into thinking you are a scumbag reposter?"