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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !"

"I got fired from the church nursery for racing the babies."

"I love being a pessimist. I'm either always right or pleasantly surprised."

"A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar. Voila!"

"TIFU by having unprotected sex. I thought the STD was standard."

"Don't discriminate, hate everyone equally."

"I got into a fight with my boner this morning: Don't worry, I beat it single handedly"

"How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."

"What's red and black and screaming all over? Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron."