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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !"

"""If you gaze long into a bisque, the bisque also gazes into you."" - Philosophical soup kitchen chef"

"Remember when you first joined twitter and you had no idea how to RT or what favstar was and remembered what your family looked like?"

"What's the hottest album in hell right now? Views from the 666"

"[Request] Easy to remember jokes that can be told at a bar even after a few I was wondering if there were some easy to remember, or just good jokes that could be told at a bar."

"If you type a <3 but you end up with < you should go to the doctor because your heart is pounding."

"Zelda is a web browser Because Link appears in it."

"Hitler didn't like oranges. He hated the juice."

"""You are what you eat""? I don't remember eating a giant disappointment."

"I went to this zoo. All they had there was this one dog... It was a Shi-tzu"