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Joke of the Day
"What's red and black and screaming all over? Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron."
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"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too......just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"
"Why do Nazis love Vinyls? Cause you can turn the tables from 45 to 33."
"What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"Do old people wear boxers or briefs? Depends"
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... ""Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the crow that brings bad babies, and the swallow that brings no babies at all!"""
"My son said he couldn't sleep last night because of the thunder. I feel bad for locking him out now."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent"
"[handing out condoms to trick or treaters] give these to your parents, I don't want more of you coming back next year"
"Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?Doctor: Yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in. -"