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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by having unprotected sex. I thought the STD was standard."

"An opinion without 3.14 Is just an onion... DEEP"

"I am giving up a few negative people for lent. So, if you call, text, Facebook or email and I don't get to back to you?? Odds are it was you."

"I heard dhiarrea is hereditary It runs in your jeans."

"I've spent my whole life trying to find a girl with a psychiatric disorder that makes her think she's a woodpecker."

"Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor."

"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman now more than ever"

"This pumpkin spice toilet paper seems unnecessary, but I'll taste it nonetheless."

"I'm surprised the human race doesn't solve more conflicts with warm bread."

"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac tose"