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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by having unprotected sex. I thought the STD was standard."
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"There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises."
"Never trust volleyball players with your drinks They might spike 'em."
"No Pornhub, I do not want to play poker. I'm at work."
"You say tomato. I say tomato. Our eyes meet. We've decided on the perfect name for our baby"
"What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't here a vitamin."
"I hope I can kill my feelings before my liver."
"Once you hit the speed of light... Once you hit the speed of light, you have infinite mass. So you know what? That's my problem: I'm not fat, I'm fast."
"*Brings Oreos to a Christmas cookie exchange*"
"Cyber Monday! a/s/l?"