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Joke of the Day

"I got into a fight with my boner this morning: Don't worry, I beat it single handedly"

"What do u call a bad jokester? Matteo"

"I hate toilets... They're so shitty."

"Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out? They have to find babysitters for their wives."

"Why doesn't Oprah Winfrey have sex with her husband? She doesn't have a husband."

"Anyone that says I'm a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months"

"My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer nothing!"

"I'm not racist! I have a colored TV."

"No one knows what the singer Sia looks like... Hopefully we will Sia Later."

"Dad with his son are watching a movie when a sex scene begins \-Son, leave the room please. \-Dad, but I'm 23... \-I don't give a fuck how old you are, you're not going to watch me jack off."