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Joke of the Day
"I got into a fight with my boner this morning: Don't worry, I beat it single handedly"
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"What is a pirates favourite letter It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty. (New original take on old joke)"
"Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher."
"A guy walks into a burn ward and says ""Hey, you with the face!"""
"Hey movie villains - make a bomb where the wires are all one color."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Well neither have they."
"What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years? The balls drop."
"My stainless steel appliances double as police style fingerprinting kits."
"I havent had sex But i spilled water on a cat once Does that count as getting the pussy wet?"
"Ever have one of those dreams where you're falling and you wake up when you hit the ground? I had one of those, except I didn't wake up after I hit the ground."