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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."
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"My friend lives on a court with a sign, ""No outlet."" I wonder where he plugs in his TV?"
"I went to a party with a group of pacifists the other night. It was pretty killer."
"Of course, ""The Situation"" isn't his real name. It's Theodore Situationson."
"""GO SPORTS!"" -how I cheer for all sports"
"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."
"How do aliens pay for their coffees? With Starbucks!"
"Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird."
"[doing crossword] Me: I'm looking for a word that means slight pause Her: Hiatus? Me: *erasing 'our sex life'* thanks"
"I'm a social person. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."