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Joke of the Day
"A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar. Voila!"
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"[sees a baby spit up after drinking from baby bottle] ""lmao yo who invited the lightweight"""
"I experimented a ton in college. I tried naps in the evening, naps in the morning, sometimes even 3 naps in a row."
"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck."
"[HOSPITAL] DOCTOR: ""A-tisket a-tasket, you're gonna need a casket."" WIFE: ""What?"" DR: ""Your husband's knee surgery did not go well AT ALL."""
"Me and my friends.. My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh. Class: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! #GetRekt scrub m8"
"Did you hear about the house the two lesbians made? It was all tongue and groove."
"What do you call a Hillary supporter? A journalist."
"Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He wanted to find a tight seal!"
"Why is Chicago called the Windy City? Because Indiana sucks and Wisconsin blows"