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Joke of the Day

"A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar. Voila!"

"Have you tried Gatorade's newest sports drink, F5? It's very refreshing"

"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."

"Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV? Jar Jar Binks"

"A roman centurion walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The barkeeper looks at him and says ""mate, don't you mean a martini?"" The centurio answers ""if i wanted a double i would've ordered it!"""

"I took a vacation to a city in France. It was Nice."

"Did you hear about the man who was arrested for molesting a duck? He was suspected of Fowl Play"

"Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? She gave birth in the spring"

"I bought a dog from a blacksmith ..... As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."

"Just phished Forest Gump's Facebook password, it's: 1Forest1"