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Joke of the Day
"whats the best part about sleeping with twenty-seven year olds? There are twenty of them"
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"Me: I have a date tonight. Friend: A guy coming over to install cable isn't a date. Me: *frowns* But I got a cheese platter...."
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"After my fourth failed relationship, my friend tells me 'keep your head up, these girls come and go, but you'll find someone for you', but deep down i know... Girls don't just come and go... I do."
"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last great hit was the wall."
"What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab."