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Joke of the Day
"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last great hit was the wall."
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"A woman has breast implant made from an old oak tree. This made her breasts enormous. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline. Wooden tit?"
"A girl asked me if I was a good cook. ""Does Meth count?"" probably wasn't the answer she wanted."
"Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control Freak who?"
"What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle? I'm stumped."
"Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind!"
"No matter how many times I see it, I never tire of an Italian woman yelling at a guy named Anthony in public."
"Tomb = Toom Womb = Woom Bomb = Boom"
"I've had like 6 red bulls, so of course I'm vacuuming the front yard."
"I love christmas lights! They remind me of my co-workers. They all hang together, half the fuckers don't work, & the others aren't too fuckin' bright."