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Joke of the Day
"if your brain produces saliva you have a patooey-tary gland thank you"
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"Don't get me started on trigonometry... I'll go on a tangent."
"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. No YOU'VE been drinking."
"If Chuck Norris is running late, time slows down. It knows better."
"What do you call a gay dentist? The Tooth Fairy"
"What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits? He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse."
" Kim Jong Un North Korea the ? Because !"
"What's the best way to become a Russian leader? Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!"
"Whats the difference between Barcak Hussein Obama (or any bought and paid for American politician) and a bucket, full of horse sh*t? Not much, the bucket. Just the bucket my friends."
"""Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption"" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me."