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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other? A bunch of bi Nanas."

"Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little"

"A female weight lifter went to the doctor ""Doc, I've been takin steroids for a few years now and as a side effect, I've grown a Penis"" ""Anabolic""? Asked the doctor. ""Nope just a Penis"" she replied."

"Why kill time when you can make it work for you?"

"Al Gore should start a band and call it Algoreithms."

"What's the filthiest joke you know? Here's mine How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes of blood."

"Remember kids -- it may be illegal to text and drive; but you can still lawfully handwrite someone a heartfelt letter at 50mph."

"How do you sink a French battleship? Put it in water."

"*Detective stands over murder victim* This looks like a case of... *Takes off sunglasses* *Removes contacts* *Brushes teeth* *Goes to bed*"

"Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day? Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly."