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Joke of the Day
"If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty."
Next Joke
"What's a joke that you invented? Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."
"I will never vaccinate my child. I'd rather a doctor or nurse do it."
"Babies are the most helpless & vulnerable of humans, it's fked up that they're the only humans you're allowed to just throw into the air."
"It all The title says it all."
"If all the nations in the world are in the debt where did all the money go?"
"Stop smiling so big in every photo of you. You can't be that happy all the time. Smile like a normal person who isn't a raging psychopath"
"wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years"
"Fact: You can burn up to 10 calories a minutes while having sex... Related: Looking for a workout partner."
"Take my advice I'm not using it."