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Joke of the Day

"Did you know PMS is mentioned in the Bible? ""...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."""

"I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands There is no cure"

"My drug dealer gave me new shoes today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."

"birthday card As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said "" One would've done"""

"What was the lonely chemist looking for? AgF"

"I for one is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard"

"Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out."

"How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V? Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!"