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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory? Spring break. BA DUM TISS"

"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."

"Black lives matter Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."

"My hamster died today. He fell asleep at the wheel."

"I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good."

"Guys say ""never trust something that bleeds seven days and doesn't die"" as if something with two heads powered by one brain is trustworthy."

"A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town. People thought he was a real shoe-in."

"Have you ever heard of the exhausted frog? He was out of bounds"

"What doesn't belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob? Answer: blowjob You can beat your meat, eggs and wife but you cant beat a blowjob!"

"I'm going to open a restaurant and call it I Don't Care. So us men can finally take u women to the place u want to go to when we ask"