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Joke of the Day

"Black lives matter Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."

"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese. ...Ba-doom-tish."

"What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time? Marblehead"

"Dentist: Ok, I'm going to start drilling. ""Wait! What if I have to poop?"" D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* ""Thanks I feel better."""

"Jews are lazy... ... essentially a group of people who couldn't be bothered to read the sequel. -Will Bailey (Cambridge footlights)"

"Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate! The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour."

"what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline"

"why did the native family starve? Somebody hid the welfare cheque in a work boot."

"BREAKING: Emotionally disturbed man gets into Trump Tower. He was stopped by security, but not before being named a senior advisor."

"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand"