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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to open a restaurant and call it I Don't Care. So us men can finally take u women to the place u want to go to when we ask"

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"Which religion breeds terrorism the most? Not Islam"
"My neighbors are listening to great music... ...Whether they like it or not!"
"What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture"
"Every kiss begins with 'K' I whisper quietly to myself as I read his one letter response to my last 7 text messages."
"My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"If another woman steals your man, there's no better revenge than to let her keep him. Real men can't be stolen."
"I got hooked on Italian food in high school after my dealer sold me a bag of oregano."
"I just bought the politically correct edition of Doctor Who. What's the deal with all these Cyberpersons I keep hearing about?"
"What type of drink do gay nazis hate? Juice"