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Joke of the Day
"I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good."
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"My apologies to Tom Cruise. I honestly thought that Scientologists dug up and studied old scientists."
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"Matthew McConaughey walks into a Trump rally ""Alt Right, Alt Right, Alt Right."""
"What's it called when you jizz on a Spanish woman's face? Nutella."
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"I think my wife is changing our son's diapers too often. It says right on the box that they're good for up to 14lbs."
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"Why are females so moody when they're on their period? It's an ovary action."
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